fineapplepizza:

boys seem better in theory

(via pepper-me)

whvtever:

i don’t get it but i’ll laugh anyway because you’re hot 

(via lindsaylohoean)

dogsenthusiast:

in me mums uterus…… womb womb

(via lindsaylohoean)

ernoticon:

*tans for 5 minutes* *checks for tan lines*

(via crunchier)

" The naked female body is treated so weirdly in society. It’s like people are constantly begging to see it, but once they do, someone’s a hoe. "
" Everyone’s fucked up. You’ve just gotta decide what kinda fucked up you’re into. "

inlikewithlife:

chaotic-awesome:

I Don’t Know How Much Vodka I Put In This But I’m Going To Drink It Anyways: a memoir

This drink tastes awful, but I can’t waste alcohol: a sequel

(via emmaluh)

exhists:

do old people masturbate

(Source: trait, via itsdeepforhappypeople)

modifiedmummytobe:

Instead of me having to explain why I don’t like rape jokes, how about you explain why you find them funny.

(Source: mama-to-chunk, via pornstarwars)

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